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Bring the holiday chaos to life with this men’s tee that says exactly what most of us are thinking. Our “I Identify as a Christmas Tree — Lit on the Outside, Dead on the Inside, and I Like Balls” shirt is the perfect mix of festive sarcasm and unapologetic dad-humor.
Made for the guy who’s holding this season together with caffeine, questionable cheer, and a dark sense of humour, this tee is soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get laughs at any Christmas party, family gathering, or office break room.
Perfect for: holiday parties, sarcastic Christmas lovers, gift exchanges, dads, partners, and the guy who’s over it but still shows up.
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